And then, slowly, inexoriably, you both will drift away from your spouses and meet serendipitously at a bookstore in Colorado Springs

Adam: so that girl i mentioned earlier
she makes amazing cinnamon rolls
dude
so good
that was my lunch
cinnamon rolls

me: Man.
You need to date her.
And thus, doom your friendship with her into an era of awkwardness.
Someday, you may both turn to your spouses at the same time, tell the awkward stories, and laugh simultaneously.
Your spouses will fidget uncomfortably, and then announce loudly they need to finish the latest batch of laundry.

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